Praise the Philosoraptor.
Praise him for saying what I’ve been saying all this time..
(Source: tastefullyoffensive)
Praise the Philosoraptor.
Praise him for saying what I’ve been saying all this time..
(Source: tastefullyoffensive)
lots-of-carrots-and-no-spoons:
lots-of-carrots-and-no-spoons.
DAMMIT, STAFF.
Lol just gonna reblog this on all my saved urls.
well, id hate to be the person that didnt see this.
uhg fml. not taking any risks. SORRY FOLLOWERS!
yeah ^^ sorry followers. not taking any chances. tumblr=my life..
((At first I was just like. Ya what ever. Then I looked at the fucking source!))
Holy cheese whips, that source..
Sorry people who would find this annoying, but it is advised.
(Source: staff)
Oh my god. This made me cry. Will you really be there for me?
to all my followers<3<3
To everyone & to anyone :)
i will always be there for my followers, if only they ever hit me up =/
just talk to me :p <33 i will never never ever delete your message <3
come talk to me guys :) ill try my best to help :) i pinky promise :) <3
I Mean EVERY. SINGLE. PART. Of This! And I Always Will…
meh.
THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS
I’m a listener of unbiased taste, I will not judge you for what you’ve done, or who you are. I will be there for you when the case shows that you need someone to be there. Do not believe that I am too busy dealing with everyone else, because I will always have a special place open, just for you.
Anonymous asked: tmi tuesday how many times do you masturbate weekly
Hmmm, Some weeks I can go without masturbating due to just inconsistency of sexual thought, others maybe 3-4 times a week?
Usually on a day of the week basis.
I’ll do anything ;*
(( give older pump everything you got~ ))
Hit it once again, You’ve tried well, but never seem to escape my grasp of answering.
(Source: maningeeksclothing)
where’s your god now
omg no
gonna have nightmares):
hueón
hueón
HUEÓN
me acaba de recorrer un escalofrio de los pies a la cabeza ):
D: !!!
Que mierda weon oh O:
Que hermoso!!! <3
((FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
GET THE NUKE!
BLOW THEM ALL TO HELL!
GOD-FUCKING-DAMMIT!
I’m scared now!))
…fml
nnnnNNNNNnooonoOoooooOOOOOOO
AUGH
GET THE FLAMETHROWER
AAAUUUGGGHHH
((….
Babbieeees. \ouo/ ))
NEVER GOING OUTSIDE NEVER GOING OUTSIDE NEVER GOING OUTSIDE NEVER GOING OUTSIDE NEVER GOING OUTSIDE NEVER GOING OUTSIDE
WHAT THE HELL IS THIS??!?!?!?!??!
0-0 WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS GOD DAMN SHIT?!!!!!!!!
OH, FUCK NO!!!
Didn’t I reblog this already? XD
Kupa: spiders! come here meow!
It’s not that ba- Wait.. Those are above us, aren’t they?..
DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oregon Trail… the game
wagon you are drunk
Goddamnit wagon you have a wife and kids waiting for you in Oregon get your shit together you are tearing this party apart.
Wagon has died of Dysentery.
Kupa: woops~ :0
IN my playthrough of the Oregon Trail.. I named my characters Sage, Joshua, Jennifer, and Sadie. To represent a group of people I know, two being my greatest friends, and one being someone I hated. The first one to die was Sadie, a close friend, who died for no apparent reason. then came Jennifer… The one I DESPISE, who died from a snakebite.. The humorous part was that in the journal entry, it starts “Today was a sad day, A chicken died. Also Jennifer died of a Snakebite..”
THAT CHICKEN WAS MUCH MORE IMPORTANT! And then came myself.. but here’s the thing.. I came down with the measles, dysentery, typhoid, cholrea, diarreah, I broke my legs, and I was bitten by a snake before I died..
Now here’s the thing, My damned wagon couldn’t make it over any of these damned rivers.. EVER. It was that horrid of a wagon -_-